Monday, February 11, 2013

Franklin

Franklin from the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre is a fat bitch.

Here he is rolling down a hill!

Russell

The little boy from Up is a fat bitch.

InTouch Pongcharoen

"I submit to you Mr. InTouch Pongcharoen, son of the Pheu Thai party's gubernatorial candidate," wrote my friend P., an email with the subject line "Lil' Scamp".

Apparently the reason behind his playful nickname is that he enjoys gadgets such as the iPad and the Nintendo DS.

Mr. Pinkwhistle

Meet Mr. Pink-whistle, a lovable creation from prolific children's book author Enid Blyton. He is half man and half brownie, and enjoys helping out neighborhood children.

Over the years, there have been many interpretations of this character, but one factor remains consistent: he is one fat bitch.

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Dr. Moreau

I saw Island of Lost Souls recently. Dr. Moreau was such a fat bitch!

Sunday, July 29, 2012

Fat Bitches of Game of Thrones

"Whatever pride his lord father might have felt at Samwell's birth vanished as the boy grew up plump, soft, and awkward. Sam loved to listen to music and make his own songs, to wear soft velvets, to play in the castle kitchen beside the cooks, drinking in the rich smells as he snitched lemon cakes and blueberry tarts. His passions were books and kittens and dancing, clumsy as he was. But he grew ill at the sight of blood, and wept to see even a chicken slaughtered." - George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones
This is the description we get when we first meet Samwell "Sam" Tarly in the books. It also serves as a beautiful description of the quintessential fat bitch. Playful and silly, with a soft center (and exterior). Sam is the most lovable scamp ever, cowardly and vulnerable, yet sassy as hell. Why so grumpy, Sam?? Out of character, John Bradley-West doesn't lose any of the sassiness that makes him a true FB. Some other Game of Thrones FBs include the late King Robert Baratheon (I like his little goblet): Hodor! And finally, AUTHOR GEORGE R.R. MARTIN HIMSELF: Look at him cheekily coming up with new ways to thrill us:

Saturday, June 16, 2012

Fat bitches of The Wire

Lil Kev is a fat bitch. And Proposition Joe is a fat bitch. The first word that comes to mind is "stately". Finally, a bonus FB behind Tommy Carcetti!

Monday, April 23, 2012

PM Dawn

PM Dawn is a fat bitch.

Sunday, April 1, 2012

Newman from Seinfeld



Newman from Seinfeld is a fat bitch.

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Bostin Christopher



This guy Bostin Christopher who plays Billy Zane's sidekick in the straight-to-DVD The Scorpion King 3: Battle for Redemption is a fat bitch.

Gary from Teen Mom





This guy from MTV's reality series Teen Mom is a fat bitch. Watch out, buddy!

Friday, February 3, 2012

Sliding guy



This guy sliding across his lawn is a fat bitch.

Sunday, January 29, 2012

Ralphie May



Comedian Ralphie May is a fat bitch.

Friday, January 27, 2012

Ruben Studdard



Ruben Studdard is a fat bitch.

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Kim Dotcom



Kim Dotcom, German billionaire, is the most classic fat bitch to come our way in a long time. You could even say he is the platonic ideal of fat bitches.







Gizmodo has helpfully compiled more fabulous photos of Mr. Dotcom here.

Damian Abraham



Fucked Up is a Canadian hardcore punk band. Their lead singer, Damian Abraham, is a fat bitch. That's him in the yellow T-shirt!









He's such a loon!

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Chef Paul Prudhomme - and BONUS! Dom DeLuise



Chef Paul Prudhomme is a fat bitch.



He's written lots of books.



He seems like such a happy fellow!





I love all his book covers. They convey a truly fun-loving nature, and a real "zest" for life!



And he loves fiery foods!




It appears that Chef Paul has a doppelganger in the late actor Dom DeLuise. You can't deny the resemblance. They seem to be identical not only in lovable appearance, but in cheeky expression and apparent fun-loving nature.



Paul Prudhomme spotted by Austin Bush, Dom DeLuise spotted by the Internet. Thanks to both.